


We're not going to see daylight for months. Missing persons' reports will be filed, celibacy declarations signed, strops thrown.

While all of the above are cause for shirt over the head scenes of mass celebration (except for Ipswich fans), from the perspective of most women anything involving football, real or imagined, is most definitely a bad thing. We could be talking about a number of things at this point the summer football drought, Norwich City's unjust nine year exile from the Premiership, or the chance to play Sports Interactive's latest footballing creation.
